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Troy

Oh my god. There’s this new trailer out for Troy. I’ll post the link later. Anyway, it is amazing. Brad Pitt is finally starting to grow on me, Eric Bana is getting cooler, I’ve finally accepted Diane Kruger as Helen, and Orlando Bloom utters the hottest line ever.

Basically, he’s talking to his father, and he says…
“I’ve fought many wars in my time. Some were for land, some for power, some for glory. I suppose fighting for love makes more sense and all the best. Do you love her?

Orlando gives his father a sad sweet smile and says…
“Father. You are a great king because you loved all of Troy. That is the way I love Helen.”

Combine this with this haunting vocal music in the background, and you’ve got a commercial to die for.

Man. It’s actually really awesome to here him say my name. Granted he’s talking about someone else, but hey! He still says Helen. Mmmmmm.

Here’s the script for the trailer. I’m going to use actor’s and character’s names interchangeably.

“Peter Toole- I’ve fought many wars in my time. Some were for land, some for power, some for glory. I suppose fighting for love makes more sense and all the best. Do you love her?
[Shots of armies and soldiers, then Peter and Orlando]

Orlando- Father. You are a great king because you loved all of Troy. That is the way I love Helen

[Shot of Helen comes up]

???(Menelaus)-I want her back. Will you go to war with me brother?
[The two men are dirty and disgusting. They smile, and hug-guy style]

[Shot of the ships on the water]

Helen-They’re coming for me
[Shot of Helen, Orlando is walking in the background. Helen is rubbing her right arm, wearing a black dress]

Helen- and the… will bring them closer (There are a few words I cannot understand)
[Orlando gets closer]

???-This will be the greatest war the world has ever seen.
[Shots of beach with many ships, talker is unseen]

???-They need the greatest warrior
[Shot of Brad Pitt]

BRAD PITT
Agamemnon- Achilles cannot be controlled

Achilles- Be careful king of kings. First you need a victory.

[Brad is talking to Brian Cox, who is draped on a throne.]

ERIC BANA

Orlando- I won’t ask you to fight my war.

Eric- You already have.

ORLANDO BLOOM

Orlando- The loser will burn before nightfall

Brad-Immortality! Take it! It’s yours!
[Shot of Brad running in full armor.]

[More shots of army, burning]

[Eric kisses the head of a baby.]

Eric- No son of Troy will ever submit to a fallen ruler.

Brian- Then every son of Troy, will die.
[More army shots.]

Brad-Now you know who you’re fighting.

[Again, armies, fighting, Brad being thrown, spears, legs, skirts, flaming humans at night, more soldiers, Eric, more soldiers, Brad hugging someone, more soldiers fighting at night, more armies in the day, Orlando rolling with Diane, more soldiers, Brad, armies]

Brad- Is there no one else?! Is there no one else?!

TROY”

Well, it looks more epic when actually viewed, but it’s amazing. Especially the army wide shots. There are a lot of them.

Oh, and I looked up the information, but it turns out that Menelaus actually might be in the movie. That means either the source I got this from was wrong, or the 3 reviewers for this movie were wrong.

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