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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Stalking on the tarmac, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Shadowkeeper! And she gives a mighty scream:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I feel like chicken tonight!"

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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Skulking through the plains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a sharpened screwdriver, cometh ShadowKeeper! And she gives a low roar:

"I'm going to bruise you until you're a parapalegic, and roll you in creamy neugut!!"

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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Hark! Who is that, rampaging amidst the hotel lobby! It is Shadowkeeper, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a bloodthirsty howl, her voice cometh:

"For the love of beatings, you are made of meat and I am very hungry!!"

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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Hark! Who is that, prowling amidst the candy store! It is Shadow Keeper, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a booming howl, her voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to spank you with such disregard for common sense, you will polymorph into a giant scorpion!!"

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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Who is that, running out of the tundra! It is Shadow Keeper, hands clutching a mighty sword! She bellows vengefully:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!"

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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Zang! Who is that, skulking through the fields! It is Helen, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She bellows homicidally:

"I'm going to punch you so utterly, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!!!"

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