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Ok. I guess there has been some arguments on wether Jesus is a zombie or a vampire.

Reasons why Jesus is a Vampire
1. the whole "drink my blood, eternal life" crap
2. His death involved lots of wood
3. Wasn't there something about floating on water or something? Whatever. He can defy gravity
4. I've never heard of Jesus ever casting a reflection.
5. Major regeneration powers- got rid of the holes in his body

Reason Why Jesus is a Zombie
1. Came back fromt he dead
2. he eats people's flesh/souls. It's the same thing for most people.
3. Doesn't seem to eat much besides flesh and souls
4. Besides having the ability to not stay dead, and eat flesh/brains, he seems to be quite weak
5. He does answer to a higher power/ evil god who's controling him

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