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January 2019

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Grarg. My mom is entering me into this damn contest to go to "the motherland". I have to write and essay about myself. I really don't have anything to say that won't get me
a. arrested
b. comitted
c. shot

I have to churn out about 3 pages of the crap too. My best bet is to pick a theme and stick with it. I'll have to advoid anything that could make me start rambling on about the joys to beating the shit out of people, or kicking members of the male race in the balls.
This is going to take me forever.

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