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October 2018

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Random horoscope

How many members of your horoscope sign does it take to change a light bulb?

Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?

Taurus: One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is
useless and should be thrown away.

Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done--they just keep arguing about
who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done.

Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them
through the grief process.

Leo: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will
get a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out.

Virgo: Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Part 2:

Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is
that okay with you?

Scorpio: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the
Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young and we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light
bulb?

Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...

Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?

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Quite random. Mine isn't that dat far off, but I think I'd be more of an Aries in that answer.

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