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January 2019

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Are you damned?
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I am Ebola. Hear Your Organs Squelch.
Take the Affliction Test Today!
A Rum and Monkey disease.

Adolf Hitler: Completely unrelated to the Ministry of Silly Walks.
Which genocidal maniac are you?
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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

this is my way to live

What about yours?
made by rav-chan

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
April 7, 2004
at the age of 15 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (34%)
Cancer (19%)
Horrible Accident (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Overdose (5%)

[harry + draco]

take the death quiz.

and go to mewing.net. laura = great.