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January 2019

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Yeah. If I had known how hot welsh-men could be, I wouldn't have been lusting after the english for so long.

See, after seeing King Arthur, and taking a liking to Lancelot (Ioan Gruffudd), I decided to check out the other movies he done. He's actually signed up for the fantastic four movie that's comming out, as Mr. Fantastic. (Must SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Anyway, I'm looking over the list, and come across Black Hawk Down. Damn it that all the hot guys had mud plastered over their faces for most of the movie. I had to read over about 8 Hornblower movies, than I saw Titanic on that list.
What the hell???? Who the hell did he play?

Apparently, he plays Fifth Officer Harold Godfrey Lowe, the dude that comes back with the flashlight to see if there are any survivors in the waters. I had Ioan on my shelves and I didn't NOTICE?

So, being the fangirl that I am, I went out over the weekend to watch King Arthur again, and to buy the entire set of Hornblower dvds.

So, after watching Arthur again, I managed to get all of Lancelot's great lines.

Lancelot: Well, if this woman of Gawain's is as beautiful as he claims, I expect I'll be spending a lot of time at Gawain's house. His wife will welcome the company.
Gawain: I see. And where will I be?
Lancelot: Wondering as is your good fortune why all your children look like me.
Gawain: Is this before or after I hit you with my axe?


[Talking to Bor's girlfriend at a bar]
Lancelot: When are you going to leave him and come and run away with me?
Bor's girlfriend: Careful, my lover is watching.
[Bors is looking at his baby, then looks at Lancelot, who has a smirk on his face]
Bors: You look nothing like him.

Later, the Knights talk about children

(Speaking of Bors' kids)

Bors: I like the little bastards. Especially number 3, he's a good fighter.

Lancelot: That's because he's mine.

Finally, there's this battle scene on top of a frozen lake. Arthur and his 6 living knights are going to hold off the enemy somehow while villiagers escape. Fucked up Guinevere offers her assistance, saying that could use an extra bow. (You are introduced to the fact that she can shoot a little earlier on)
The men line up, and Lancelot ends up on Guinevere's right. Bows knocked, the watch the enemy approach.

Lancelot: Are you frightened? There is a large number of lonely men out there.
(Guinevere looks insulted)
Guinevere: Don't worry; I won't let them rape you.
(Lancelot smirks)

Lancelot almo manages to ooze boylove out of his very pores. There are so many scenes when it looks like Lancelot and Arthur are going to start making out....

Then, Bitch Guinevere has to cut in and screw Arthur. Gods how I hate Kiera. This isn't the first time she's ruined a perfectly good movie by breaking up the boylove. Look at what she did to Pirates of the Caribbean!!! Will and Jack could have been fucking. Jack would probably have invited Norrington to a three-some. But noooooooooooooooo. The movie apparently had to feature the fucking "damsel in distress" and now Norrington can't get any, Will has to be stuck in a hetro relationship, and jack's going to pine for ages.

Anyway, so, comming home from King Arthur, I started watching the Hornblower Dvds. They're basically movies based on the Hornblower novels by C.S. Forester. The origional series has 4 movies, than they did two more mini-series type additions with 2 movies each.
Tehy are sooooooooo good. I even got my mom hooked on them. Ioan plays Horatio Hornblower, a young man who joins the British navy around the time the Napoleanic wars start. He basically joins the namy first as a Midshipman, an rises in the ranks. In the book series, he eventually becomes Admirel. Anyways, Ioan is AMAZING as Horatio. Just so bloody amazing. And beautiful.

I also figured out that Horatio also manages to ooze boylove out of his very pores. Damn it's hot. The damn boyloving chemestry is pretty consistant, except in one of the movies where she starts making out with a french whore.

It's not the fact that he made out with a female that bothers me. Not at all. It's the fact that she was a french whore. Damn I despise the french. Luckily, she borke her foot, then got shot in the back of the head before the movie ended. The movie also ended on a very high note. Boylove chemestry. Mmmmmmmmmm.

Ahhh. Now, I have to rework the set of mood pics I was making. Must have more Ioan. There is no such thing as too much Ioan.