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What I Learned Watching the Bourne Supremacy

What I Learned Watching the Bourne Supremacy

1. Don't give hand-held cameras to people who go into seizures.
2. Russian can sound sexy.
3. Yelling "I'm with the secret service!" won't save you.
4. If you wear enough black, and you walk quickly enough, no one will notice you when you rob the supermarket.
5. How to blow up a house with a magazine and a toaster.*

 

*Run around, breaking all the gas pipes. Also set the stove leaking. Shove a rolled up magaxine in a toaster and turn it on high. get far away.

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